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Already we have encountered one way that INTERCAL differs from other languages - it doesn't like being bossed around. You can't just tell it to 'DO, DO, DO'. If you want it to respond nicely you will have to say 'PLEASE' at least 1/5th of the time. However INTERCAL will not stand for brown-nosing either, so don't say PLEASE more than 1/3rd of the time. To assist in INTERCAL programming there is an intercal.el Emacs mode included with the distribution that randomly expands 'DO ' to 'PLEASE DO ' 1/4th of the time. Apart from good manners, there is no semantic difference between 'DO', 'PLEASE DO' or simply 'PLEASE'.Вот так вот. ;)